TLC ’90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After’ spoilers finds that after all the fans got the shock of their lives of the weekend when news of Colt Johnson’s OnlyFans dropped. Yeah, folks, that’s right. Colt Johnson has an OnlyFans, as in a site/profile where he posts risque (for lack of better wording) pictures.
I don’t know about you but I’m not sure what reaction other than mild confusion and extreme revulsion that Colt was looking for.
Confusion because we’re wondering who on earth would actually pay for these types of photos out of him. I mean, obviously, it’s everyone’s own choice as to what they do with their money at the end of the day and if you’re one of those subscribers, we’re not judging we’re just… confused.
TLC ’90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After’ Spoilers – Colt, You Shouldn’t Have! No Really! You Shouldn’t Have
(But if anyone wants to educate us on why anyone would pay for this type of content specifically out of Colt, then we would be open to hearing your reasons.) Revulsion because… well.. we’ll just say that Colt is spectacularly average in the visuals department.
Colt keeps talking about wanting to get ripped and everything, and maybe this OnlyFans thing is his motivation. I mean, it would be motivation to at least keep in shape if you were going to expect people to pay for your images, but from the content that’s leaked so far…
I’m not sure why anyone would be paying for that. I’m just saying. His profile pic is, I guess you could say “innocent enough” where he’s in a red, Hugh Hefner-esque bathrobe sitting on the floor in what we can only call a Stripper-esque pose. (Honestly, I never thought I would be writing the words ‘Stripper Esque’ to describe anything done by Colt Johnson, but I guess this is one of the pesky side-effects of 2020, folks.)
Sprinkle in the rumors that Debbie is the one who does all of his photography and some of those pictures had whipped cream slathered on his body, as well as some video of him doing naughty things in a bathtub, then you’ve got the recipe for a full-body shudder going on right there. I mean, granted, there were rumors that Trisha Paytas’s Mom took her OnlyFans videos too, but… who really wants to think about that?
I think Colt is going to look back and possibly regret this decision, especially if he wants to do anything else in the future. I’m not sure what he did before 90 Day Fiance but I think if I were him I would invest in whatever that was and forget this weird jaunt into the adult industry in 2020.
(Watch, the OF account will be dead by 2021.) But perhaps I’m wrong, maybe this is the beginning of a new era and Colt is the next Ron Jeremy… I hope my sarcasm comes through well enough. We’ll keep you updated. Stay tuned!!!
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