The CDC continues to surprise us in the strangest of ways. They have now issued a very strange guideline telling Americans infected with monkeypox how to have sex… They demonstrate several ways, like wearing clothes while you do it, to masturbating six feet apart.
Guidance from the CDC also says that anyone who has the disease must not have sex. Although, for those who ignore the advice, the agency has issued a list of dos and don’ts for the strange people who don’t listen. This used to be a thing that didn’t need to be explained. But it is 2022, so, break out the chart.
“If you or a partner has monkeypox, the best way to protect yourself and others is to not have sex of any kind (oral, anal, vaginal) and not to kiss or touch each other’s body’s while you are sick, especially any rashes or sores,” it reads.
The CDC Issues BIZARRE Guide Telling People How To Have Sex With Monkeypox: “Masturbate Six Feet Apart”
People catch monkeypox by touching infectious skin lesions, typically a pretty big reason people DON’T want to have sex, but I guess we need to cover it for those who do now. Probably the same people who need the ‘Warning: Contents Hot’ warning on a cup of coffee.
It can take up to four weeks for anyone infected with monkeypox to recover with about 8 days needed from infection for symptoms to appear.
America is facing a total of 85 cases now and those infected are told to isolate themselves or hospitalize… Wait. We’ve seen this one right? At the moment across the globe, there are about 2,000 cases.
What do you think? Are you concerned at all by monkeypox and the United States’ response? Could they once again force us to shut down and stay home while our families go hungry? Let us know in the comments below.
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