TLC 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 days finds that recently you’ll notice something about Geoffrey Paschel, aside from his mention of having a criminal record and the fact that he seems awfully suspicious of Russian girlfriend Varya now that he’s seen that she stopped all renovations on her house now that he has stepped into the picture. For one thing, he has tattoos. His back tats seem kind of intricate but there are two tats on the front of his body that are really an eyesore and those are his nipple tattoos.
TLC 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 days – What even are those?!
So far that we know that Geoffrey’s been in prison, and while his back tattoos look like they could have some specific meaning in The Big House, his nipple tattoes sort of look like he was attacked by a wild jigglypuff while sleeping. (Shoutout for those of you who get that reference.) But since Pokemon do not exist in this universe, we’ll leave that theory aside and speculate on what else could have possibly made him think that looked good.
TLC 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 days – Maybe the real design was too uncomfortable and he chickened out?
If you avid TV watches will remember, a long time ago there was an episode of Friends where Rachel Greene (Jennifer Aniston) tried to get a tattoo and while one of the other girls, I can’t remember which one right now, got one Rachel chickened out and only got a dot because it was so painful. I’m thinking that’s what may have happened to Geoffey. He originally wanted the tattoos but then the design, which in a very sensitive area, was too painful so he chickened right out and ended up with Jigglypuff designs.
TLC 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 days – It was supposed to be the aztec suns
Remember those really intricate aztec suns that were so popular in the 90’s? It looks like it could be one of those, just done by someone who didn’t have the talent for doing tattoo art. I mean, stranger things have happened when it comes to tattoo art.
TLC 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 days – It was a prank
If Geoffrey did indeed receive these particular tattoos while behind bars then it could have been someone’s idea of a cruel prank. Maybe they meant to do a better design and Geoffrey just would not stop wiggling because hey, ow, sensitive area!
TLC 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 days – The tattoo artist was not sober
There is also a chance that whomever did these tattoos, especially if he got them on the outside and not in jail, was just done by someone who didn’t happen to be sober and thought they were doing a great job when in reality they were actually making Geoffrey a future international laughing stock for all the world to see. Actually, you know, come to think of it it could have been a combination of these last two, just sayin’. Forget disclosing what kind of criminal you are, Geoffrey, tell us what your nipple tats mean!!! I guess to find out we’ll have to stay tuned!!!
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