‘Welcome to Plathville’ Spoilers reveal that Ethan Plath is a barrel of laughs, probably only because he’s so sheltered that he doesn’t know about half the things that he should. That aside, it was pretty hilarious hearing two phrases come out of his mouth, “sex on the beach” and “buttery nipples”.
Apparently when he and Olivia were at the liquor store he found some rather interesting jello shots up at the front of the store. He then said the phase that I never thought I’d hear uttered out of the mouth of one of the Plaths,
‘Welcome to Plathville’ Spoilers: “Do you put the jello on your nipples and then someone eats it off of them?”
Oh my God, Ethan! Not gonna lie though, he may have just invented something new there. I could see there being a particularly adventurous someone that would be willing to try this, I’m not saying it would work because let’s face it, jello only holds its shape for so long once out of the mold and temperature is kind of its enemy.
Anyone who’s ever brought a snack pack to school knows this. The pudding cups are usually okay, but if the jello cups are exposed to heat, then they are water. I’m not sure if or how any added alcohol would help matters on that front, that would have to be a more adventurous person who’d be willing to experiment… in the name of science.
Olivia was very amused. Ethan assumed that these cocktails were things that couples consumed right before they had sex. You know Ethan, you’re really not far off the mark there but a lot of people just go to bars and consume them by themselves.
Then again, the Plaths don’t really know about hook-up culture, at least not yet. Even though Olivia was amused she was kind of amazed that Ethan had never heard of these particular drinks, but I’m not. Growing up in homeschool, I know that yes, there are people that are that sheltered and wouldn’t know the different types of alcohol.
Trust me, they exist. It doesn’t help matters that Ethan was not allowed to consume hardly any mainstream media growing up so while the rest of us teetotalers got our education from mainstream movies, Ethan had nothing. So he’s starting from scratch. Stay tuned!!!
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