TLC 90 Day Fiancé spoilers: Before the 90 days finds that you guys are waiting with bated breath about just what Geoffrey Paschel of Before the 90 days has on his nipples. I get it, we’re all in quarantine, we have time to think about this now. I get it. They keep me up at night too, it’s like staring into the abyss, these big, breasticular windmills that we can’t make sense of. It’s like crop circles, only, they can be covered with a shirt. (Thank God.)
TLC 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 days – Congratulations, you played yourself
According to his instagram, Geoffrey grew up very anti-tattoo, not hard to believe considering he is from Tennessee and a lot of people from that area of the world are religious and most of the time aren’t too keen on tats. Okay so one day he and his buddies decided to go to a tattoo convention and instead of sitting this one out like a normal human being he decided to get a tattoo like his friends were getting only to poke fun at the entire thing. Only, I think the tattoo artists at the convention were all in on it because all but one denied his request.
TLC 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 days – Time crunches aren’t good for tattoo artists
That particular tattoo artist grinned, handed him a design catalogue and told him to pick out the design he liked best. Geoffrey really couldn’t decide so he pointed to one and said “That one.” the convention was about to close so the artist was a bit crunched for time as well, and that is how Geoffrey’s cthulu titties – um ‘peacock eyebrows’ were born. He says everyone makes fun of him for them. From his Mom, to his brothers, to women he has met.
TLC 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 days – He doesn’t regret them that much
So why not get rid of them? He says that he’s regretted them ever since he’s gotten them. My guess is that these tats were very painful to get and that even though he regrets getting them in the first place, he may not regret them enough to go through the process of getting them removed. I have heard the pain of that process described as getting hit with a rubber band over and over again in rapid fire succession. Yike!!! He said that the story itself was not that interesting, but I disagree. I think he failed to mention what sort of substance he was on in the first place that made him think that doing this was even a good idea. He followed up the post asking if anyone wanted to Quarantine with him – does that mean that he and Varya are no longer a thing? Stay tuned!!!!