Is this trying to be a new youtube trend or something? Over on the channel “Live with JC Caylen”, Tana Mongeau did a dating game-style video that had her “blind dating” 6 random guys. For those not familiar with the dating game, that was a TV show from back in the ’70s where contestants would choose random people from behind random “doors” to date, they would be referred to as “Gentleman #1” or “Lady #3” and so on and so forth.
The format isn’t new, but rather it’s new to youtube because no one (at least that we’ve seen) has ever actually done it before. We’re kind of amazed this was a live-in-studio thing though, as most things similar to this are now done over Zoom, but I digress. (We guess they got Biden’s memo that the pandemic was over, ahem. Okay. Also, it is Tana Mongeau so pandemic is damned, she’s showing up.)
Did Tana Mongeau Eliminate A Potential Serial Killer From Her Dating Game?
One of the bachelors said that he wanted to get Tana pregnant right away (!!) but that he was concerned that the baby might be addicted to alcohol straight out of the womb. Considering Tana’s record with substances, he’s not the only one that would think about that possibility, but we’re hoping considering just how much money and health care Tana actually has access to, we’re hoping that never happens.
Bachelor #6 gave off irritating vibes, described his aesthetic as “bringing back the 80’s” and he definitely had some Revenge of the Nerds vibes going on, but he was also kind of a braggart. We’re amazed that he didn’t get eliminated first thing, but that honor belonged to Bachelor #4.
He admitted early on that he was in a cult, asked Tana if she had seen the Dahmer documentary on Netflix (!!), and then asked if she was attracted to that, she admitted that she was (oh Tana), but then he joked about drinking blood on the weekends and that’s what prompted Tana to eliminate him because she was afraid of him killing her in her sleep.
That is the smartest move I think I’ve ever seen Tana Mongeau make. (What is it with serial killers and dating games? Both Richard Ramirez and Ted Bundy were on the dating game… we hope the next time we see this guy he hasn’t done something heinous and that it was all a bad joke.)
Bachelor Number Three Had Promise!
Bachelor #3 seemed promising, he was originally from Essex, England, and moved out to LA just a few years ago, he’s in the crypto space but told Tana that he didn’t care about clout that he just wanted to love and take care of her – awwww! Sweet sentiment, but knowing Tana that is the type of thing that will make her run away faster than anything simply because she just doesn’t seem to be attracted to stable guys, at all.
Bachelor #6 admitted to crying during sex, like it was some kind of flex… and did a horrible harmonica song for Tana before getting eliminated. For that we are all grateful because we were not impressed and were wondering why on earth he was even there. He threw the vibe off and one does wonder if he was just put there simply because he was so irritating and obnoxious. I mean, anything for clicks, right?
One of the Bachelors endeared himself to Tana by admitting the last time he cried was over a Disney movie. One of them said that it was when he was discussing hopes and dreams with his little sister, but he had already used his little sister in another answer so that kind of weirded Tana out. Seeing as Tana herself is an only child one can kind of see where she wasn’t exactly feeling the family vibe.
It came down to bachelor #5 and bachelor #3 in the end, but because #5 said that he had interacted with Tana previously at Playlist Live and admitted he had an onlyfans, Tana said that she really wasn’t looking for someone in the influencer space.
So, in the end it went to the crypto bro, bachelor #3, the guy from Essex… except he wasn’t from Essex, it was a big giant fakeout and it was a guy named Chase that Tana actually knew, he admitte to having faked the accent. Quite honestly, we don’t get the purpose of this thought experiment either, so make of it what you will. Stay tuned!!!