It seems that recently, a Staten Island Supermarket worker decided to personally express their opinion of former NYC Mayor and Trump Appointee Rudy Giuliani by walking past him and slapping him at their place of employment and calling him a “Scumbag” and a “Woman Killer” for his stance on the overturn of Roe V Wade. According to a criminal complaint, Giuliani said that after the slap he experienced “redness, swelling, and substantial pain to the back and left side of the body.”
He said of the slap, “It knocked me forward a step or two, it didn’t knock me down, but it hurt tremendously. It was painful all night, it was hard to sleep, I’m not a complainer and I don’t feel pain that strongly, but I’m telling you it was a very very heavy shot.”
Update As Rudy Giuliani SLAPPED & Called a Scumbag and “Woman Killer” For Stance On Roe v Wade Overturn
Giuliani quoted the supermarket worker as saying, “Your party kills women, you’re one of the people that kills women!” the security camera footage obtained shows the supermarket employee walking up behind Giuliani and giving him what appears to be a hard slap on the back – the same kind of slap that one would receive at say, a winning football game, but it’s probably been years since Giuliani has attended any kind of sporting event with the exception of maybe a few golf games held at Mar-a-lago, because we’re pretty sure those are required business trips for anyone on the former president’s “payroll” we’re using quotes because we’re not exactly sure if there’s monetary exchanges going on anymore or if they’ve changed to some sort of bartering system down there.
Poor Rudy Giuliani, he says he plans on seeing a doctor for his pain, let’s extend all of our thoughts and prayers to him at this trying time, because we all know how hard it can be to nurse a bruised ego, those are especially hard to heal.
Perhaps, while he’s visiting the doctor, for recovery tips he could go to the local labor and delivery ward of a hospital somewhere and ask the women there about what sort of thing they recommend for back pain and swelling because certainly they would know of some good remedies for that sort of thing, and I’m sure they would be plenty understanding, you know, all those motherhood hormones surging, I’m sure seeing his face would be just what the doctor ordered.
In the meantime, do you think we could get a presidential pardon for supermarket worker Daniel Gill? Just food for thought.