’90 Day Fiancé’ Spoilers: Kalani and Asuelu’s Visit To the Adult Toy Store Makes Fans Cringe Like Never Before

’90 Day Fiancé’ Spoilers reveal there’s been a lot of cringe-worthy moments in the 90 day fiancé franchise, but the latest episode of Happily Ever After had one particular moment that… no one asked for and everyone could have lived without.

Kalani Faggaata Pulaa and hubby Asuelu Pulaa, in spite of their big blow-up last week, seems to have logistically worked out everything so that they could take their romantic getaway – sans kids. That’s right, Kalani and Asuelu are going to be alone for the first time in forever. No word on how exactly that was accomplished but we’ll assume that Mom-in-Law Lisa, or sis Kolini, were somehow involved. (Or maybe Father-in-Law, Low.)

’90 Day Fiancé’ Spoilers: Kalani and Asuelu visit the toy store

The two seemed to be getting along a lot better, now that they’re just by themselves and they don’t have children clinging to them or family around, they seem to be doing alright around each other. It’s clear to see that they still enjoy each other’s company, even if they were thisclose to divorcing just a couple of weeks ago.

Oh well, love is blind, deaf, dumb, stupid, and… tone deaf? Yes. They started making up a rap song in the car about “sex shop, no babies” which was just a cringeworthy affair all the way through. Maybe this ws funny to some people out there, but for the rest of us it was just cingey.

Also… weren’t they almost divorcing last week? Holy continuity error, Batman! Asuelu’s rap skills are awful and he should definitely not quit his day job, he has no skills at the rhyme. Then they entered the shop and things got even more awkward from there.

Asuelu didn’t seem too uncomfortable though, but both of them were definitely marveling over the, ahem, larger items, and then Asuelu inquired about a certain seashell that he thought would be particularly beneficial, even though that one was built specifically for guys and not necessarily for girls, it seems. (Of course he’d want one.)

They ended up settling on, shall we say, the ‘brass ring’ and also, they got a leather strap in which to try spanking with. Yes, that’s right, Kalani and Asuelu are going to venture into the world of BDSM and start spanking each other.

However Asuelu was quick to say that sometimes he missed cuddling… I think he was a little bit scared when Kalani expressed a desire to whip him into shape.We’ll see whee this trainwreck lands. Stay tuned!!!

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