TLC 90 Day Fiancé Spoilers: Frustration Mounts As David Murphey Gets Catfished, Lana Nothing But a Ukrainian Chat Bot!

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TLC 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days spoilers reveal there has been another cast member (cast bot?) on Before the 90 days that I despise more than Ukranian Lana. She has strung David along not just once, not just twice, not three times, but four times. She keeps emailing him asking him to meet up and if he wants to do pictures for the passport so that they can get married and of course every time, David says yes. And the reason why he says yes is… honestly, I don’t know anymore. I’m honestly amazed that someone could live this long on the earth and be that naive.

But David aside, that’s not what makes me angry about Lana. What makes me angry about Lana is the fact that she has literally wasted so much of everyone’s time this season! Not only has she wasted David’s time and money, but she’s also wasted TLC’s time and money, and she’s also wasted the time of millions of viewers in the name of what exactly? I mean, is she just a one-eyed purple people eater who catfished the poor guy? Does she not realize that the poor man is literally in Pavlorhad right now walking up to complete strangers and asking them if they’ve seen her? Does he need to take out a milk carton ad in Pavlorhad or something?

TLC 90 Day Fiancé Spoilers: Before the 90 Days- Lana, can you stop wasting everyone’s time?

Also, I do realize that ultimately TLC is a TV network and has money to burn, but at a certain point, unless you’re a completely heartless person with no concept of how finances work or an unconscious chatbot who’s operated by random girls all over the Ukraine who have no idea the magnitude of what they’re doing to a poor single guy, then at some point you have to feel guilty! With each and every disappointment, David looks nearer and nearer to breaking down into tears. I think the moment he finds out that Lana isn’t real or when she finally cuts off contact for good, he may not be able to handle it all that well. Poor David has been in this ‘relationship’ for a long time, he’s spent a lot of money and shared what looks to be a genuine emotional connection with someone whom he honestly believes to be genuine as well. I’m a little worried for his sanity.

If it’s because Lana isn’t the way she looked in the pictures then honestly, she should just come clean to David and let him be the judge of whether he wants to be with her or not. At this point he’s probably not expecting her to look the way she did in the pictures and if he does then he’s way more naive than I thought. If it’s because she’s married or something then she just needs to come clean, and if she is a chat bot and doesn’t actually exist and is just designed to screw with men and make them pay, then a certain website needs to be shutdown and David needs to be refunded his $100,000. Also if we can all get a refund on our time, that would be nice! Thank you! I’ll be waiting! Stay tuned!!! For any other soap opera and entertainment news, please visit Daily Soap Dish. For more royal and celeb baby news, come back to Celeb Baby Laundry.

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